Love and videogames-what if.....

Love is even harder to come by for videogame protagonists than it is for gamers. You could also always hit up a local bookstore or bar and chat it up with some potential mates. As tough as it may seem at times, at least you're not rummaging through the world of Dig-Dug trying to find someone who'd bang you. So if you're feeling lonely on Valentine's Day, just be happy that you're not spelunking into a cavern full of snakes and bats just to rescue some kidnapped princess who probably won't even give you her number.

End intro text and commence wacky far-fetched hypotheticals! So what if videogame characters had their own dating site to meet prospective matches? It'd probably go a little something like this...